Kim Jong-Il

The yellow pee stain left in tighty whiteys.

Now I must wash my unmentionables with bleach, for it seems as though they have multiple Kim Jong-Ils in them.

by Worms Ergonnaeatcha December 30, 2011

de jong

A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury

Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!

Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:

"Stop being a de jong"

by chrissiye June 27, 2007

Kim Jong Un

a fat fuck with a big missile

i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America

by YappyHamburger7 March 28, 2018

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Kim Jong Un

An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.

My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.

by like brah brah brah April 8, 2016

Rim Jong Un

When a North Korean gives a rim job

Kim just gave Jack a Rim Jong Un! "Yeah, I Heard the gays go at it all morning"

by Gocnitively pmiaired July 22, 2017

Kim Jong Yum

When your Korean girlfriend uses her grandma's kimchi as lube and then you eat her out after creampieing her.

Jim: Did you hear that Andrew ate Katelyn's Kim Jong Yum last night.
Will: For real? My mouth is watering.

by Joey Steele July 8, 2018