Jonathan

An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.

Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.

by enclosed October 18, 2010

Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019

Jonathan Joestar

My life sucks, a blonde bitch baked my dog

"Okay calm down bro u are just Jonathan Joestar"

by neomiely November 22, 2021

Father Jonathan's

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla

This surgeon works closely with the Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya and Dr. Ankur Saraiya practices and lives in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York.

The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York assisted with Samantha Thomas.

Dr. Ankur Saraiya: drugged Samantha Thomas on the evening of 08/01/2020

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla, and The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Sariaya who lives in New York City, New York and Cornelius, North Carolina caused the Death of 24-Year-Old: Samantha Thompson

by MichaelKent March 8, 2023

Jonathan

FUCKING SEXY FAT BUT SEXY, nicest guy you will meet he is a guy to have in a relationship

I wish I was jonathan he is so hot

by Ching Chongjin April 10, 2013

Jonathan

The most amazing guy in the world. He is sexy, funny, and athletic all at the same time. He won't beat up anyone unless he is provoked. There is nothing wrong with him. He is also a sex-god. His muscles bulge from his body. He is the right man to go out with. He will own you in any competition without even trying. Spec-fucking-tacular.

(He doesn't go out with sluts though, you sluts)

Oh yes Jonathan! (Orgasm)

by TomGeorge12 October 31, 2012