johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

by Erix December 8, 2003

johnsexual

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.

Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual

by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017

Johnson fold

Lovely estate , huge family. Be aware of the bunch of lads that constantly beg for cigarettes around the shops. Smells of weed most of the time but a nice place to live ,quiet estate unless there’s trouble then the whole estate know. Most of the estate know everyone’s business . Constant trouble causer of a child who’s constantly reported with brown hair usually in his pyjamas and has started to curl his hair. Shop keeper of bhojanis off-licence is a strange one who will touch your hand when giving him you the change of what u have bought and has you stood waiting whilst watching his tv.
Other than all that it’s a lovely estate , houses are quite big

johnson fold is a well known area known as jfold

by S*et May 11, 2019

Sarah Johnson Special

Taking 2 sausages at once see double penetration

“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”

“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”

by Bnnie October 28, 2017

Yanking your Johnson

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

by sexcboi69 April 26, 2022

Chad Johnson

One of the most exciting wide recievers in the NFL. Currently plays for the Cincinnati Bengals. He's known for his cocky attitude and creative touchdown celebrations.

Chad Johnson just caught a pass.

by tyrannus maximus October 13, 2005

Big Dick Johnson

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

by MMMMMJohnson April 5, 2013