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Jingle

A code word employed by a sober cohort to prevent future embarrassment the morning after a drunken, office Christmas party; it is used to redirect behaviors and topics of conversation away from the inappropriateness of the inebriated.
Drunken Boss (to a gathered group): "Did I ever tell you about the time I had a menage a trois with..."

Sober Cohort (Interrrupting): "JINGLE!"

Drunken Boss (to Sober Cohort): "Thanks, that will save me a trip to see HR while hungover."
by raveon76 February 12, 2014
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Jickle

The act of telling someone a joke and tickling them simultaneously to induce overwhelming laughter.
Betty decided to jickle me, but i retaliated with a firm Donkey Punch.
by Kylesz September 26, 2008
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Jingledink

A carbon based life form originating in the Sol star system.
Person 1: Have you ever seen a Jingledink?

Person 2: I saw one yesterday, he stole my craff.
by Altdorf hilter February 2, 2014
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Jingle

I can't wait no more. I have to jingle before it blows.
by mr. yoso July 1, 2012
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Jingle bobs

Breast looking similar to testicals. Hairy, veiny and gross looking.
Yo man! Last night I watched some old people porn. The old lady had jingle bobs!
by OlivaHessum March 31, 2009
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Jingle Juice

A holiday version of jungle juice in which kids in college reunite with their high school friends and throw a large party in which they serve "jingle juice". They do this in hopes to get very drunk and impress their high school friends by being "experienced" in college. However, they will make it too strong and everyone will be sick and passed out by the end of the night.
A: Dude, did you drink the Jingle Juice last night?
B: Yeah, I don't remember anything past 9!
by lookupx16 December 29, 2010
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Jingler

One who repeatedly sings when most would just speak regularly.
Jim (singing): "I would just LOOOOOOOOVE a sandwich. Can you puhleeeeeaaaaaaase getttt me one?"

Sarah: "I'm breaking up with you, I can't date a jingler."
by RandomAwesomeSong June 1, 2011
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