New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.

"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."

by jp_wags July 26, 2020

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

It's A Jersey Thing

A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.

What's a muff cabbage?

It's a jersey thing, you wouldn't understand.

by KangarooTaco October 16, 2010

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.

"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."

by Teflon G October 26, 2008

jersey hotlunch

A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.

Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.

by The Hamburger Pimp July 25, 2011

jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

by buttplaster August 1, 2010