jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky

Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.

by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

by DreamHack January 30, 2009

Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.

I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.

by Jus10x October 18, 2009

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020

jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky

Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow

by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017

ball jerky

When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.

(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.

by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer July 25, 2023