Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

erk and jerk

Slang for E&J brandy.

Im goin to the store for some erk and jerk

by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004

Jenkook

Jennie x Jungkook = Jenkook

A BlackBangtan Ship = BlackPink and BTS

Jennie Kim: Golden Princess of YG
Jeon Jungkook: Golden Maknae of BigHit
GoldenCards: the Shippers

This ship is full of loving goldencardies, most likley the closest to their ideal type of someone,yes we are underrated but we give the biggest respect to people to other ships but if you do disrespect this ship we'll do the same to yours ;)

Omg!! have you seen the latest Jenkook moment, they're so cute

I am a proud Jenkook shipper and will protect these babies at all cost!!

I ship Jenkook.

by Hooman Bean :D November 26, 2018

jerk

a mean person. someone who makes you frustrated and angry. so you call the person who is mean a jerk

james was being such a jerk when we were fighting. therefore, i called him a jerk.

by ALI! January 2, 2006

jerk

A person that breaks off the relationship twice, and still expects you to come back to their selfish ass.

Allie's exboyfriend was a real jerk.

by Hackley April 10, 2006

Jerk Material

When you see a girl/woman who u would love to have a crack at or jerk off to.

Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine

Man, I saw this girl at the mall today with a crazy short skirt and legs for days, talk about 'Jerk Material!'

by Sauncunt October 25, 2009

Jingle Jerk

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.

"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"

by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009