Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss

"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017

Rage Jerking

Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair

Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.

by Moistio2 October 13, 2017

risky jenkins

A Risky Jenkins is when you do a bong rip, a shot, chug a beer, then exhale the smoke.

He said He was okay, but then went and did that risky jenkins. Now not so much

by The1995kid September 11, 2018

Ebony Jenkins

A literal idol who walked so Beyonce could run.

Beyonce: Ebony Jenkins just taught me how to sing, she's such a god!

by flveam October 15, 2019

3DS Jerking

When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.

Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!

by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019

stanky jenkins

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

Dirty Jenkins

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.

ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.

by charlieNo April 4, 2021