Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.

Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.

by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009

jizz pistol

Slang word to define the male "penis".

Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.

by Soused February 28, 2007

Public Jizz

Sperm which is realised in a public place.

E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz

by dhadda February 25, 2009

Jizz Gizzard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.

That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.

by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.

-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.

by Lelegirll March 15, 2009