re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.

Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018

inerasable incentive

when the government gives historical Americans tax breaks that could uproot their tax obligations for a lifetime

The inerasable incentive gave less than a million Americans tax write offs for the rest of their time on earth.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019

Team Incentive

An Airsoft team that is thee stereotypical trying to be edgy airsoft team, consisting of 7 members (currently) they main a field called: Stryker Paintball and Airsoft park. They all wear Pig Brigandine Plate Carriers or Black Jpc Plate carriers and usually wear black cpu shirts, or parkas, and black or tan bdu pants, with some sort of black dye mask. You can also usually spot one by their polarstar jacks, or their floppa incentive patches that are only given to members of the team.

hey, Who is team incentive?

I have no clue.

by Billywillywobytoby February 17, 2021

Nose Incentive

When a musician needs a little blow backstage before going out to perferm before a large crowd.

Cocaine

"The boyz are always allowed backstage, because they drop off the nose Incentive. "

by Karfentanil February 19, 2021

Reverse insertion

When a mans penis opens up to allow another mans penis to enter

Would you like to join me for some reverse insertion

by Jaquaviontaious April 26, 2021

Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb

Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"

by howdyhuman August 12, 2021