Ikea Jr.

Yogesh's new house that looks like IKEA was shut down by the county cuz it was gonna crush Ari's greenhouse and break his dad's metal sculptures. Guy building house is definitely hitting on my mom and he's gross cuz he's bald and small chode.

Ikea Jr. got shut down boi

by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019

ikea mentality

'ikea (i know everything about) mentality' can be used as a phrase expression about a person with supercilliary attitude, belittling others. one who always thinks, s/he knows more than other people.

one my friend once told me they have a co-worker, very histaminic and does't have respect for others and she thinks nobody equals her amongst us, and we all feel really bad. i advised him, just ignore her IKEA MENTALITY.

by ABUUSA October 31, 2011

Ikea stan

Used on Tumblr to indentify a hardcore Chuck/Blair fan

"I love chair asdffjkgtnhjmk,ljhk they are so epic and hot, dair is so pretentious and boooooooring!!11!!1!"

"you must be an ikea stan *facepalm*"

by whyamIhere July 1, 2012

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.

IM GONNA IKEA SALE YO ASS!!

by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

Ikea Kid

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.

i love my ikea kid!

by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016