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IKEA

The Swedish church, and the best meatballs in the whole world

And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.
Well where do you wanna eat then?

No you decide

“Other food places” “more other food places”

No not any of those

WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS

you are right! I love you!

(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)
by Ligmafighter69420 October 3, 2019
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Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
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Ikea flip

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.
"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.
by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019
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Ikea Hot Dogs

the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.
*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**
by anonymous September 11, 2023
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ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay
dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔
by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022
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IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.
I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.
by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022
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Ikea Kid

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.
by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016
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