IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019

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I Know Everything Already

Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?

"IKEA"

by Eydra September 2, 2019

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Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

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a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

by phan crap February 19, 2017

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A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime

Ikea is cool af

by Princess Kazi March 16, 2017

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