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squeezing the iguana

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
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pulling an iguana

Feel so cold that you are unable to move and may fall out of your bed, just as motionless iguanas fall from the trees in Florida in a cold winter.
It's so freezing cold that I'm pulling an iguana.
by notanativespeaker January 18, 2018
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Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.
You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.
by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024
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Feeding the iguana

Chaz- Jeff and I got stuck feeding the iguana
Randy- Bro that's nasty
by anonymous hater 2 November 28, 2024
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Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana
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Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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