Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.

Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic

by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016

jenner-identity disorder

Formerly termed gender-identity disorder before the Bruce-to-Caitlyn transition.

This man has jenner-identity disorder; he feels like a woman trapped in a man's body.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

jenner identity disorder

Preferred to the hyphenated jenner-identity disorder for completed cases of male-to-female transition; the extraneous piece of punctuation should be correspondingly "cut" .

Bruce had jenner-identity disorder; Caitlyn has jenner identity disorder.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

MisSTINKen Identity

When you enter a public bathroom and only go #1, but you still get blamed for the stink left by the person ahead of you.

person gives you a dirty look as you leave the restroom
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"

by DavieYo October 23, 2017

product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 9, 2018

Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number

An Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number (ATIN) is a temporary sixty-nine-digit number issued by ggeerg to individuals who are in the process of execution.U.S. citizens or resident rapists who cannot get an SSN will be beheaded the very next day

A: damn ggeerg gave me an Abortion Taxpayer Identification Number.

B: Big F bro you’re doomed

by pepsidog November 5, 2020

co-dependent achievement identity

Any identity relying on one's ability to produce or achieve, but is often masked by the social acceptability that achievement provides.

Most people rely on co-dependent achievement identity when defining what it means to be successful.

by FLY Kelly November 24, 2020