Humberto

A virgin dick ; a cunt.

A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.

People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.

Dude!Don't be such an Humberto Tamayo(cunt).

In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.

Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.

Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.

by NaziHunter69 February 25, 2020

Hubbert

To one-punch someone else, often for no reason while intoxicated.

He just Hubbert that guy and broke his nose.

by Jacobus V. G. February 15, 2008

Humberta

It is a Brasilian mom name.

She's usually a cool ass person. SHES STUBBORN, but will always look out for your best interest. When she loves... she loves wholeheartedly.

OMG she is such a Humberta

by camilla_ara December 7, 2020

Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021

Huber

A honky so big, a honky so round. I like to piss right on the ground. My balls are big my dick is bigger, get the f*ck away from me you gosh darned nig-

"Man, look at Huber run." Mike said
"I wish I was a Huber" Jessica said.

by Huber Balls September 28, 2022

humbert

the last name of a hot man from yfmts

this is puff puff humbert! isnt he hot?

by piptigavursaA March 25, 2023

Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.

David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019