Hoodie Hard 

When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.

Yo did you see those fuckin kids with their faces all tatted up? Total fuckin hoodie hard posers.

Hoodie Hard by PeteNorth March 21, 2022

Hoodie Withdrawals 

When one is so used to wearing the great all around every day clothing item of the hoodie that they often will mistakenly try to place there hands in there front pockets only to find that they are not wearing a hoodie like they thought they were as they are so commonly used to doing where so they in turn look like they just made a strange awkward gesture with there hands around there genital/stomach area which could or could not in certain situations be taken the wrong way.

Guy 1: "Dude you know Angelina that fat chick whose always trying to hide her fat rolls by wearing hoodies all the time?"

Guy 2: "Yeah what about her?"

Guy 1: "Dude she's actually not wearing one today shes just wearing a typical my-mom-is-my-best-friend kitten sweater but shes totally been having hoodie withdrawals all day in class and she got written up because Mrs. Rhoda thought she was telling some girl to eat her pussy."

Guy 2: "Hell yeah I hate that fat bitch her breath always smells like dulce de leche."

Hoodie Withdrawals by J.N. Bassizzle January 16, 2011

Hoodie boobage 

When a larger lady with big breasts wears a smaller sized hoodie and stretches the chest area so it sags on a small little breasted person

Man the hoodie boobage is too much

Hoodie boobage by Logan1988 October 29, 2015

hoodie hoe

A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.

"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."

hoodie hoe by Casper Marie November 9, 2014

Hoodie Allen 

A sick new white rapper repping DC (born Steven Markowitz) and has two albums "Pep Rally" and "Leap Year" which comes out 7/26/11! If you just wanna check out some songs real quick I highly recommend "Swimming With Sharks" "Dreams Up" and "You Are Not A Robot" which are super catchy, but if you're not into that you can try his more rap-focused works too. He's gonna be big so best find out now while you can (this coming from an adoring fan) so look him up on Facebook/YouTube/twitter/myspace. Or hell, just google his name and you can figure it out from there.

"They tellin me to take the safe route but this the detour
Hoodie baby, you ain't seen a kid like this before"
-You Are Not A Robot

Me:"Damn I am a proud Hoodie Allen fan! I tell all my friends about him, cause he's the shit."
You:"I'll check him out right now, I heard he's not just another generic white rapper."

Hoodie Allen by YallLetsGetLoud July 20, 2011

hoodie ugg snatch 

Fashionable primadonna of the millennium who only wears hoodies and uggs and you are embarassed that you want to bang her.

Ellen is the biggest hoodie ugg snatch this side of the projects but damn would I tear that up!

hoodie ugg snatch by Vegaito January 27, 2009

hoodie bait 

When a hoodie is just soft enough, just warm enough, and smells just enough like cologne that you forget that there's another male inside of it.

Male 1: "Yeah, I dunno. He wrapped his arms around me and started sniffing at my shoulder."

Male 2: "Seriously? Is he gay or something?"

Male 1: "Nah, I think it was just the hoodie bait."

hoodie bait by BreezePuppy March 10, 2010