five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019

Wayne Anthony Holmes

The biggest twat you will ever meet.

Delusional twat that hates Ronnie O’Sullivan and loves his bum boy Judd Trump as he tweets about him all day

Get off the pipe Wayne Anthony Holmes

by Urban Cocker 500 August 27, 2020

hols

short for 'holidays'

yeh, i'm goin on hols. i'll be back in two weeks.

by International Bad Boy August 5, 2004

Polack Holmes

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.

"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."

by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009

Katie Holmes

(verb) to get out of an abusive and controlling relationship without the other party noticing what's going down until you are long gone.

"Awesome! Way to Katie Holmes your way out of there and into a bright exciting future!"

by K_Holmes March 3, 2015

Holosexual

Holosexual is someone who is extremely obsessed with holographic everything, they would be willing to lose their analiginity if given the chance to get it on with holographics

Christine: OMG, I LOVE ME SOME HOLOSEXUALS. Lauren: Too much info, girl, but ME TOO!

by I probably shouldn't know that February 22, 2017

holmdel

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. See Barnes and Noble.

Did you go to the Holmdel Barnes and Noble?

Yeah, I found the whole town there!

by jonesmcbob June 10, 2005