Hobby Surgeon

Someone who cuts themselves, most often because of depression.

"Hey what's with all those cuts on your arm?"
"Oh, don't worry i'm just a hobby surgeon haha"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023

HoloByte

A data type where the value is always 6'000'000.

A: In this case the value of the variable is always 6 million, which data type should I use?

B: Use the HoloByte

by Löschzwerg November 8, 2023

Internet Hobby

When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.

It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.

My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.

by Randomflyingpigeons May 19, 2014

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

hobby

a fuck buddy, friends with benefits, a fun little fling

You: what did you do last night?
Me: i was enjoying my hobby
You: oh cool, what is your hobby?
Me: Jo Black
You: ohhhh i get it, a hobby (wink, wink)

by shininiiiiiiii October 26, 2008

Hobby Lobby

A retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in Oklahoma City, AND IS AN ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY. It's every Christian's wet dream came true that they're too scared to admit. They have 460 stores in 39 states, and they're so religious, it isn't even funny. They are Michael's top competition. Full of Christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it's an arts and crafts stores. This place is absolute hell to work at too, no pun intended. You get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. The only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you're part-time, and not having to work on Sundays.

"I'm out of glue, let's go to Hobby Lobby and buy some more!"
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."

by blondie014 September 26, 2011

hobby horse

when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.

last night i rode the hobby horse.

by rob sean August 5, 2007