Ace Hernandez

a man you would die for , a man who will do anything to keep you , a hot ass mf ,

ace hernandez is hot

by acehernandezzz December 15, 2021

the Mike Hernandez

a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.

whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.

by JayRyder April 16, 2005

Dirty Hernandez

When the man gives oral sex to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a "ranchero" looking red scaby mustache

That time at the beach, Adrian gave her a dirty hernandez

by John Salchichon Rambo April 16, 2008

Hernia

The act of pulling on testicle upwards and letting it rest on the tope of the jeans, therefore appearing to have a hernia.
The person that performs the act is said to be doing 'the hernia'.
The best way to perform 'the hernia' is to wear a t-shirt and stretch just next to the victim.

Tom 'Dude, i totally give the bar maid the hernia and she nearly dropped my pint'

Roy 'Totes ma goats'.

by Herniation July 17, 2010

Herndon

A place in Virginia where all the illegals go and hide out. It's a very bad place.

Hey, wanna go to downtown Herndon tonight?

No, I don't wanna get kidnapped

by Celiaaaaa July 5, 2007

hernon

n. flakey vagina crust
n. a dry area of or around the lips of a girls vagina, usually due to lack of moisture

Jake: Susie, why do you have such a dry vagina?
Susie: It's not dry! I just have a hernon!

by Mark Tabots March 30, 2009

patrick hernandez

Cool French dude who sang "Born To Be Alive", "Disco Queen", "Back to Boogie", "Show Me the Way You Kiss" and other songs.

You're so smooth dancing with that cane, you're like Patrick Hernandez.

by slyguy1111 June 12, 2008