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Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia
"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"
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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
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hap

The action of hopping out of joy
Person 1: Dude you have 1,000 followers!
Person 2: Wait really? I am go hap now
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Haps

Internet slang for “congrats”, “cheers”, “happy birthday”, “props”, etc.
“Haps on getting that new job Dan!” “Tonight we celebrate our victory, Haps!” “Haps Tony, 18 is a big birthday” “I gotta give you haps”
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haps

"finisher farmed"

"bigs haps from will the thrill"
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hap lum

the sacramental symbolic baptism of a feline mammal in the Catholic Church; the act of baptizing a cat
Sister Mary Theresa! My pet cat Rutabaga will receive hap lum today! Rutabaga will now make it to heaven! Yay!
by TacoBear2000 December 4, 2025
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