Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

guyser

A sexual position in which a man titty fucks another man that has large enough man-boobs to allow such a vile act.

That guy is so overweight that his tits are so huge that you can give him a guyser.

by Pacos Bill April 30, 2008

gunked up

to be in a state of total drunkiness unable to function without acting like a complete moron

Look at that gargy he is all gunked up.

by Will Morsey November 11, 2003

Guyser

The explosive regurgitation of semen acquired during a long bout of oral sex with multiple partners.

I was number twelve in line, so I knew I had to get off quick before she gave me the guyser.

by Ol' Derty Sanchez March 10, 2007

guysexual

when you love another guy, but not in a gay way

"i love you man, but not in a gay way"
"i love you too dude"
"we're guysexuals"

by deano99 June 24, 2009

guymen

1. commonly used to describe an open-minded male's anal virginity. literally, guy + hymen.

2. can also be used to describe a not-straight dude's oral virginity, but only when said dude tries to huff a wang that is hopelessly too big for his mouth.

"Dude, why're you walking so funny?"
"I went horseback riding without a saddle and I think I broke my guymen..."

When he gagged and threw up his lunch all over the Persian rug, he knew that something had gone horribly wrong: his guymen had been ruthlessly taken away from him.

by LBT October 2, 2007

gunker

Someone who is being stupid, or unreasonable. You dont like them at all.

That kid trying to be black, yeah, hes a gunker.

by BLHMBA321 October 1, 2005