gubson

A short, fat, annoying white kid

Bro look at that little gubson over there. So annoying.

by Rick O’ Shea July 14, 2023

Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

by MsRat33 December 7, 2013

Robyn Guest

A Robyn Guest is an energetic girl who likes to flirt with every dude in the school. She always talks about going to Belleview High School but never does it. This girl is a hoe and has a very scary dad.

“Did you see that girl over there? Ugh she’s such a Robyn Guest.”

by poopyburrbutt May 25, 2019

Dude guess

Fefers to people (often men) who "claim something in a way that makes it sound like you know what you're talking about even though you're really only guessing". Originally from the Swedish word "killgissa".

- "Hey Laura, I need you to make a cake ready for me for Tuesday when the Republicans wins the election."
- "Come on, it's not for certain they will win yet. You are only dude guessing."

by EricThombbo November 19, 2020

His Royal Guberness™

Term to describe Wisconsin's Scott Walker and his despotic escapades.

His Royal Guberness™ and the Wakenhut Palace Guard have locked down the Wisconsin State Capitol Building.

by wajobu March 20, 2011

gubernaculum

The Tissue that aids in the dropping of the testicles -- a very good word to use in hang man

When Gill became a man (age 17), the gubernaculum aided in the descending of the testes

by wordoftheday January 7, 2008

Armenian House Guest

An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.

Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.

by Jmacd May 18, 2009