We're going to have a gunching competition.
by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007
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When you take a person and throw him in egg wash then all purpose flower then have them roll around in bread crumbs, then throw them hot oil and pull them out when you have a golden brown crispy surface, then toss them in your favorite hot sauce and have raging butt sex with them and then take the body and put it in the fridge to cool off and save for later.
I love glunching my friends.
Hey bro, have you ever tried being glunched?
I just had the best glunching session of my life!
Hey bro, have you ever tried being glunched?
I just had the best glunching session of my life!
by Mu chachi punueno September 4, 2021
Get the Glunching mug.The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.
A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
by c. wrangler July 14, 2022
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The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”
by DickStinkem January 13, 2023
Get the Grinching mug.The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!
"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."
by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023
Get the Gunching mug.When you are in a prolonged state of edging that you begin to excrete semen from all of your orifices uncontrollably.
Person 1: bro my friend was grenching in the back of class and soaked everyone around him in nut!
Person 2: bro I wish I was in your class
Person 2: bro I wish I was in your class
by RaidersNEaglesFan March 16, 2024
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