grundel honey

The sweat on your grundel

wabt to drink my grundel honey?

by Tommy January 19, 2005

grundelberries

Also known as dingleberries, grundel berries are the remniants of poop that have attached to the grundel hairs during the course of wiping oneself after taking a crap. BEWARE: Grundel berries can become very itchy!

When I was younger, my mother always told me, "Make sure to wipe thoroughly to avoid those grundelberries!"

by Pat Crosby June 10, 2008

groundead

The act of being grounded by your parents so badly, that you wish you were dead instead.

Jim: Hey, Matt wanna hangout this weekend?
Matt: Dude I can't. I'm groundead so bad. My parents found the bong in my room.

by groundeadforlife April 15, 2009

Trumping Grounds

Noun

A place where impotent rage about a democratically elected president is deposited via snarky self-indulgent slang, typically invented by complete idiots.

Urban Dictionary has been the peak Trumping Grounds since 2016.

by IQuarent August 9, 2017

Grundel Mung Press

When one munges a pregnant girl, or screws a dead pregnant girl, and the unlucky bastard who loses to rock, paper, scissors; or a coin toss, and the unlucky one has to put his lips around the vagina as the group of 3 to 5 guys jump on the girl and try to push out the baby and internal juices inside the kids mouth.

Unlucky Dude:I got screwed last night, I had to Grundel mung press Alicia last night.

Friend: I feel bad for ya, how did her baby taste?

by Redfishtx34 March 21, 2009

grundelfy

To make the day complete; to eat at the Harris/Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont (aka

"Should we grundelfy the day?" said Zak, upon returning to campus.

by Liam December 17, 2003

grundel grab

The act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his semen load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. The fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.

Kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.

by Ryan Ross July 29, 2008