Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.
Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.
by M.Blur January 05, 2011
Skill at passing off an otherwise troll post as a legitimate argument on a discussion board such as slashdot. The hope is that one motivates many well considered responses despite the asinine content of one's post.
Your troll-fu is good, grasshopper. You have combined the OP's straw man with a very original false-dichotomy to set up your assertion that gays should be neutered.
by LaskoVortex July 11, 2008
A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.
Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004
a variation of martial arts not used for actual combat but to show off and look fancy while doing so
by RiceMoneyLain April 23, 2019
The ability to engage in physical combat after drinking copius amounts of beer. A predominantly north American martial art practiced in back wood taverns, at bachelor parties, and at NASCAR events.
Don't fuck with Wayne, he seems mild mannered, but he has been drinking Pabst since noon and knows beer fu.
by Matt Booyah April 13, 2008
by PersonalInfo July 10, 2020
A style of depicting fight scenes in movies, originating roughly around the turn of the 21st century. It contains one or more of the following traits:
1) Dark scenery contrasted by incomplete lighting (often with a feel such as "rave" or "industrial", augmented by appropriate music)
2) Increased footage speed
3) Inclusion of Matrix-style bullet time
4) Rampant movement of the camera, both in terms of erratic movement as well as frequent changes of shot entirely, creating an intentionally jarring viewing experience
Blur fu is often incorporated to make a movie appear edgy, hardcore, or to match other similar movies. It is also a tool to mask the fact that the performers onscreen may not be able to perform any real fight stunts worth watching.
Examples of blur fu can be seen in films like Alien Vs Predator, Serenity, King Arthur, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and many more.
1) Dark scenery contrasted by incomplete lighting (often with a feel such as "rave" or "industrial", augmented by appropriate music)
2) Increased footage speed
3) Inclusion of Matrix-style bullet time
4) Rampant movement of the camera, both in terms of erratic movement as well as frequent changes of shot entirely, creating an intentionally jarring viewing experience
Blur fu is often incorporated to make a movie appear edgy, hardcore, or to match other similar movies. It is also a tool to mask the fact that the performers onscreen may not be able to perform any real fight stunts worth watching.
Examples of blur fu can be seen in films like Alien Vs Predator, Serenity, King Arthur, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and many more.
by Rockhopper July 30, 2006