Fulford

To slam one's penis into a woman consentually but very forcefully and without first 'greasing the wheel' so the reulted entry is dry and painful for all concerned.

'That Fulford was so hard he snapped his banjo string'

by Jasper Emerald September 15, 2011

funboy

A metrosexual male who may, or may not be gay. He is however very well groomed, wears expensive stylish clothes, puts some sort of product in his hair, and is slender and athletic.

Oh, you mean that 25 year old funboy who went home with her, made out with her on the bed, but didn't even cop a cheap feel?

by The Brother Art June 8, 2007

Funkoordinated

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.

After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Funfatti

the act of getting obese from consuming too many funfetti cookies at one time because they are so delicious!!!!

naomi: margo, you are such a funfatti!!
margo: it's not my fault! these cookies are so addicting!!

by eeNiManiMonee January 23, 2011

funhouse eyes

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.

What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

Funbo

Word used to describe a person that is fun but is also a bimbo. Funbos make everything funner.

Anna seems like a cool chic, go tell that funbo she is invited to my party tonight.

by Nenamach April 9, 2017

Funion

Jake Bennett is a funky funion
He just went Emma's pussy
He a whore
He likea to send Emma pictures of his toes flexibility to prove he is strong boy
He is bad a being attractive
He is very fat he is also a mill livered cod cakes faggot
Pls send help he is holding me captive and yelling LATLAT IS A HOE at me my name's not even LATLAT it is SANDGOD!!!
ALL HAIL SAND GOD!!!

Yo dude you got some funions
No bro that's just jake

by pussyfuxker<33 January 15, 2020