When a female has hairy genitalia such that one can tell it has been recently shaved or trimmed, but hair length is longer than acceptable, and can render those that see it into disgust. This creates a hedge-like obstacle that one has to cross upon vaginal access.
Linda: Martin, I think it's time... satisfy my needs.
Is a sex position in which a female preforms oral sex on the males penis until he's close to climax, and then switching to preform oral on his anus until finally climaxing.
-She sucked me off and then ate my ass until I came, it was amazing.
-You mean she gave you fünf?