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when one girl hits another girl in the breast (open handed only)

Jaimie! Don't funf Sarah in front of other people!

funf by mouthyone October 26, 2008

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funf

When a female has hairy genitalia such that one can tell it has been recently shaved or trimmed, but hair length is longer than acceptable, and can render those that see it into disgust. This creates a hedge-like obstacle that one has to cross upon vaginal access.

Linda: Martin, I think it's time... satisfy my needs.

(awkward unbuttoning)

Martin: But Linda you have a funf!!!!!!!! And you knew I was going down there. You're sick. I'm leaving you Linda.

funf by PersiflageXC November 13, 2011

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Funf

A synonym for "fuck". To be used as an adjective, verb, noun or the like.

John: Bro lemme get LB!
Alex: Don't funf me, bro

Funf by wussupdude? November 13, 2011

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fünf

Is a sex position in which a female preforms oral sex on the males penis until he's close to climax, and then switching to preform oral on his anus until finally climaxing.

-She sucked me off and then ate my ass until I came, it was amazing.
-You mean she gave you fünf?

fünf by Krazyman5000 March 29, 2020

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fünf

Fünf means the number 5 but in German

Chad: did you guys just see pz fünf

fünf by MeganGibson821 January 18, 2020

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fünf

German for the number 5

Chad wild clay: it that PZ fünf over there
Vy. Quant: yeah that is PZ fünf
Daniel: OMG your right that is PZ fünf
Regina: (same thing as Daniel)

fünf by MeganGibson821 January 18, 2020

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Funf Hefeweizens

Quite literally means five beers in german.

Seth wants to seem tough in front of the cute german waitress, so he asks for “funf Hefeweizens“.

Funf Hefeweizens by uncleberg July 18, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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