When a female has hairy genitalia such that one can tell it has been recently shaved or trimmed, but
hair length is longer than acceptable, and can render those that see it into disgust. This creates a
hedge-like obstacle that one has to cross upon vaginal
access.
Linda: Martin, I think it's time... satisfy my needs.
(awkward unbuttoning)
Martin: But
Linda you have a funf!!!!!!!! And you knew I was going down there. You're sick. I'm leaving you
Linda.