Foosenschaften

noun - German slang for the handle which one uses to play foosball. Originated in NBC's "Community" (Season 3 / Episode 9).

You can have a free shot! I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.

by bjamesonbass August 6, 2016

Mother fookey wellers

A term most often used by, but not limited to, persons with Tourette's Syndrome in a very shrill, high-pitched voice as a younger child to release that inner little "tick".

"FEE FEE MOTHER FOOKEY WELLERS!"

"yo that niggas crazy dog, he must be on dat crack."

"nah dont worry man, thats just tourettes."

by tourettesniggaz4america April 14, 2009

Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

Fookers

Fookers -- After all they say in a certain line of work a honeytrap is a right of passage. What better name for Asian prostitutes than Yin Li and KiKi. After after studying the Tao you win with the Yin the Female force and Li is Confucius for social institution. Ki or Qi is an essential element for Nei Jing, QiGong, Feng Shui and Reiki. Once you take the Fooker home because you are so smart and refused to work for an agency the Fooker will suggest the Chinese Basket. After all the Chinese Basket is a sexual harness in which you get to have sex with a women while she is suspended in air.

Air is one of the five primal elements associated with intelligence.

Cross is spelt C R OSS, or See Our OSS and the OSS created the CIA, the CIA is a conundrum is it Central Intelligence Agency or is it Counter Intelligence Agency. The Air Force is a completely independent Agency and does not have to report to the others.

Fookers are closely associated with the honeytrap, and honeytraps are very closely associated to the badger game.

Fookers -- You go to bar and meet Yin Li and Kiki two hot Asian women and being a man like Eddie Murphy says all men are pigs they are low by nature you take them home. Just like Austin Powers when he me Fukmi and Fuku.

Strawberry Daifuku is a really Japanese dish. Fookers Yin Li and Kiki are actually very well educated Yin has spiritual connotations as does Li, and as does Qi or Ki. There are ways to make people learn something they do not want to learn.

by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009

fookems

An different word for f**k, usually used in a surprising mood.
_______ __________*uc*

Who the fookems did that?

by WATDEFOOKEMS June 16, 2009

fookernugget

A word used when one suddenly realizes that they did forgot something really important. Can also be used as a replacement for the "f" word.

Man: Did you say your final goodbyes to grandma in the hospital?
Other Man: Grandma's plug was pulled today?!
First man: Yeah...
The Man that spoke after the first Man did: Ahhhh fookernugget!!

by Chocolate Tundra September 15, 2010