fookedd

this mean that youre fuckin crooked.

"man look at the way she walks" ya she walks fookedd

by colin teskey June 28, 2005

Forked

When you are bored and have nothing to do, you shove a fork so far up your ass, when you take it out, it's a fucking spoon.

Also, forked can be used as a replacement name, when you have a decent minecraft name, but your two extra chromosome rub against each other to make your name "reforked".

God damn, I just forked myself real hard, now I have the golden spoon of truth.

by CoolKid2047u41 August 14, 2019

nick folked

Using your finger(s) to pleasure a woman on her vagina and clitoris. This may include actual penetration with your finger(s) into the women’s vagina. AKA finger banging.

"The other night Suzie came over and I nick folked the hell out of her. She came all over my fingers."

by Good4Three April 8, 2009

fooker

Face Book Hooker

Your girlfriend is such a fooker, I see her on there all the time

by joey the jew November 22, 2009

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

floked

fucked up whether by drugs or alchi... but unlike flished, this is a bad fucked up

V was so floked yesterday she couldnt even get up to get her phone that was ringing

by valerella April 20, 2006

Big Footed

The act of having sex with a man of the wilderness that is hairy and large in physical stature with a very abnormally large penis.

Jane went camping with her girlfriends for the weekend in the Smokey Mountains and got laid by a man that was a cross between Grizzly Adams and John Holmes. Jane was big footed last night.

by Big Toed March 18, 2011