Fogled

Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people

I caught Mark taking pictures of old ladies licking ice-creams in the park.. man, he is Fogled!

by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009

foiler

An addict who smokes the drug oxycontin off of tinfoil.

"Hey Kim, did you hear that someone broke into the pharmacy and stole all the oxycontin?"

"No way, must of been a foiler!"

by carin_is_sharin October 12, 2007

null order filed set null ddl

Crazy talk from people that really don't know what they are saying.

"How did E tell you to fix that problem"

"She said 'null order filed set null ddl"

by M. Docketer January 22, 2008

failed chav

right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock

Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot

by Jables a.k.a james alvis June 5, 2007

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

foiledge

Used by idiots who can't pronounce foliage

I will blend in with the German foiledge.

by cowblocks November 9, 2020

Filed Of Dreams Syndrome

People that have on-line stores they think they should be making millions of dollars without ever spending a dime on advertising or SEO.

Filed Of Dreams Syndrome - Anyone that is mad because no one shops at their crappy little store. Then they blame the web host who has nothing to do with it.

by delarion October 14, 2010