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kevin federline

Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
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Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
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How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
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Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
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If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
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Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
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by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006
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Roger Federer

The lord of tennis, truly untouchable when in his best form.
by Pwnman February 17, 2009
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boys folder

A folder, usually hidden well, on a computer of a girl/gay guy that is comprised of many images of guys that are attractive. This can include fully clothed, half naked, and also nudes.
Marissa shuffled ecstatically through her boys folder, searching for the many images of Daniel Craig she has collected.
by D-niz March 27, 2009
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folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.
Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.
by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
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bantha fodder

bantha fodder (n): a term derived from the popular 'Star Wars" movies, the bantha is a large tusked creature whose food is known as bantha fodder. Because of the inability for the bantha to attain lithe and agile food, its meals consist of weak and slow animals. Thusly, bantha fodder becomes a term used to define anyone or anything who fits the description of the bantha's fodder.
dude, charles has no skills. hes nothing but bantha fodder

man, you're game is bantha fodder
by willess July 2, 2006
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new folder

The default name given to a newly created folder on the computer. A place to put porn when you're too lazy or uncreative to rename it.
My Dad found my new folder on the computer and now I have to go to weekly therapy sessions for having all that golden shower porn!
by Tony Perkis, Sr. October 11, 2007
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Federico

Federico is a Spanish and Italian male first name. Of german origin, Friedrich, meaning Peace-keeper, Peaceful Ruler.
by freddies48fleetline April 16, 2007
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