by CRIMSON RED SCARLET May 20, 2023
Get the Flumptish mug.A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.
They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.
They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.
They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."
Woman 2: "Who?"
Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."
Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
Woman 2: "Who?"
Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."
Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
by hteb78 August 9, 2023
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Get the Baby flumpty mug.I couldn't tell what felt better bustin out that ass brownie or the blowjob my girl was giving me, like Hannah Montana said, "gettin a Flumper is the best of both worlds"
by Forb-Z August 11, 2010
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by ThePinkSuperhero September 1, 2008
Get the flump mug.the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin
"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"
by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009
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