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Firecracker

A 3 elixir card from the popular game Clash Royale that plays the role of an anti swarm that is unlocked in spooky town (arena 12.) But because Clash Royale is the 7th layer of pay to win hell, it is common to see people running around with evolved firecrackers like a kid with down syndrome in the Walmart freezer isle almost every game as early as arena 8. The moment your opponent places down an overleveled ass evolved firecracker in arena 8, you might as well throw your phone into the ocean because the water has a better chance of playing the game and winning than you.
Free to play sane person: You play Clash Royale? What deck are you running?
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*
by 9/11 jenga ad January 2, 2024
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Florida Firecracker

A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire
by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021
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Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.
I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!
by TacoRising August 11, 2023
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Firecracker

A small chemical explosive that people in the U.S.A use to entertain themselves, and harm wildlife.
Mom: Did you put a firecracker under the birdfeeder, Timmy.

Timmy: No

Firecracker: Bang!

Mom: Timmy!
by CreepieCat October 23, 2020
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rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once
Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
by shithead cameron May 16, 2014
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The Firecracker

When you stick a molotov cocktail and a firework in your urethra and engage in intercourse with someone, then when you unload, it detonates the firework and the molotov shatters inside.
"Yeah, my and my girl did The Firecracker last night. I think she's unhappy.
by not_imallexxlads December 30, 2020
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Firecracker

Used to describe a woman whose sex can be described as a one time thing because it was best the first time.
Chick’s a firecracker. One good bang and that was it. Find something else bro.
by Dino245 November 3, 2017
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