death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons

That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome

by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022

fixing to

Generally used only in the state of Texas, 'fixing to' is the equivalent of 'about to' or 'getting ready to'. If used outside of Texas, likely the person using it is from Texas or has spent a great deal of time in Texas. Also, this person will likely be on the receiving end of, "You're... what?"

"I'm fixing to watch the football game on TV."

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

fucing

Like fucking... but way harder.

After getting your mom drunk, we went up to her and your father's bedroom and started fucing with such passion that I broke her legs and back.

by Troth January 2, 2009

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

downward facing slumdog millionaire

v.- when a man hides himself in a portable outhouse in the toilet part and views women defecating in said toilet. the maneuver is achieved by placing one's self in a yoga position to fit inside the toilet.

yo, that dude did a downward facing slumdog millionaire in the portapotties in the baseball field .

by wenda fwetcher July 7, 2011

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Butt facing

When you butt dial someone on Face Time

Did you Face Time me yesterday?

Nah, just butt facing.

by tranquilo April 23, 2013