faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

Fastest Army On Youtube

greg. that’s it, no questions asked. don’t look it up tho. greg is really the fastest army in youtube

You know Danny Gonzalez
Yeah, doesn’t he have the fastest army on Youtube; greg

by ahahathatscrazy January 24, 2020

fastest kid in the school

never stops bragging about how fast he is, his name is always dylan

look the fastest kid in the school got an 243 on the pacer test

by fastboy445 February 16, 2020

Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021