fapping

making your own fun

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!

by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009

Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.

"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."

by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010

fapping

See fap.

by Diablos November 11, 2002

Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 2, 2010

fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

fappita

An onomatopoeitic word for *furious* masturbation.

Fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita...

by Facelift April 10, 2005

fappetite

The inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.

After finishing up his session, Alex's fappetite had to be extinguished.

by Dubblix November 18, 2009