Taint Exploring

Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhæbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.

When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.

by John Tonkins July 5, 2006

Exploding Gas Tank

After eating a bean burrito and while performing the Dirty Gas Pump, let your anus explode a steaming load on the persons face.

Last night I gave Erica the Exploding Gas Tank

by BreSki January 18, 2008

Exploding Monkey

Teh l33test weapon. It r0x0rz all!!!

Shin unleashed his mighty exploding monkey

by ShinKaiser January 30, 2005

exploding ass

When at least the top 10% of an ass is showing above the pants line.

Check out her exploding ass, I have to get with her tonight.

by JHyphenDollarSign January 10, 2009

Exploding watermelon

When a girl that is 8 months pregnant is sucking you off and she swallows your cum then you punch her in the stomach to abort the fetus and she'll throw up the cum

"dude the bitch was pregnant"
"What did you do"
"Did the exploding watermelon"

by MetalStoner420 February 28, 2018

exploding orgasm

when some crazy ass shoves his ak-47 in a woman's vagina and pulls the trigger making her whole body explode or when some crazy ass jams his chinese assault rifle in a woman's vagina then unloads the clip making her explode.

During the lockdown, the sick freak shoved his ak-47 in the teacher's vagina and she had an exploding orgasm, oh how I wish they could find the rest of her body.

by TheFuzz2011 January 12, 2011

Exploding Plastic Inevitable

Someone who has to high a post count on a message board

'He's Exploding Plastic Inevitable, I wish he'd get of that computer'

by Prof Knowitall January 6, 2004