Excitoning

While talking on the phone, getting the tone of your voice to sound excited when the person you are talking to is narrating something interesting in his or her life.

A; Do you realize you were on the phone for the last half hour
B: Yeah, my son was talking about his football match and I was excitoning wih him.

by NonSen November 24, 2009

Exit chill

The almost painful chill you feel when stepping out of the shower on a cold day.

Kevin: It's cold, i might take a shower to warm up.
Dele: No way, it's too cold; the exit chill will kill you!

by Brandyberry October 26, 2011

Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".

Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."

by entrancetheory April 6, 2013

Epithon

When someone watches all of the epsiodes from a TV series back-to-back. A marathon of episodes.

"I completed a Lost epithon this weekend while I was home with a cold."

by aro06 September 3, 2013

Exit juice

The water that splashes out of the cups when playing beer pong

She blew on the balls and there was a lot of exit juice.

by Wiseone69 November 29, 2017

Exit scam

When someone that is very trusted decides they are quitting so they scam a massive amount of money. This is typically done on discord marketplace servers or marketplace forums.

Person1: did you hear that the owner of the marketplace discord server exit scammed 10 grand?
Person2: nah i didnt hear about that but i was about to have him middleman my $5k

by robloxguy1571 June 30, 2021

Final Exit TV Network

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.

"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"

by Humor Smith February 27, 2009