the first t rex that the world has seen in four million years is happening in my home... THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVER! i just wish i had my scissors
by vrory August 7, 2006
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Giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked breasts that are so big you'd need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. Usually the only "attractive" feature a man can find on a grossly overweight woman, even when drunk as hell.
guy 1: "I was so tit-faced last night"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"
guy 2: "yeah, I could tell, you were in and about that fatty all night"
guy 1: "oh jesus, now I remember, did I try to conquer her mount everbreasts?"
guy 2: "you had to be revived by paramedics mate"
guy 1: "Sir Edmund would be ashamed"
by Mirrorrim August 18, 2007
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Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......
Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......
Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......
Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.
Ariel: I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someone's stew.......
Jasmin: hey I'm ok but I'm slightly scarred my husband's a mark on the war on terror, Aladdin has been taken by the CIA......
Bell: This town's gone crazy since I married Adem, they think I'm going straight to Hell! But the charges laid in me, for Bestiality, could wind up getting me put in a cell!......
Pocahontas: after John smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the field. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, but they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.
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Person 1: Want to go to the mall today?
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.
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