Evolution education movement

A movement that seeks to have mandatory classes on evolution in all high schools. It seeks to fight the false idea of creationism by having the truth taught in schools. It also seeks to educate the public on evolution.

I am in the evolution education movement.

by Deep blue 2012 May 12, 2010

evolutionist

Supposedly a word for someone who believes (in actuality, has knowledge of) evolution. This is a funny word because you don't find it anywhere outside creationist websites.

That would make me an evolutionist, if I can use that word outside of the pointless evolution/creation debate.

by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

evolution

1. Gradual change in life over millions of years, confirmed by both genetics and fossils. Anyone who's seen the evidence and still denies it likely has religious motivations.
2. Something that is clearly going downhill in the Bush family.

Homo habilis was a major milestone in the evolution from ape to man.

by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006

evolutionary psychology

The idea that human behavior can be explained through evolution. An idea usually hated by SJWs. It shows that human nature is biological, and not all just a social construct, and can be used to explain things such as gender differences.

The human brain, like the human body, has been shaped through evolution, hence evolutionary psychology.

by thought-criminal April 1, 2015

evacuation pacifier

A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.

In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.

Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.

While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.

by Diveboy (paul v) October 11, 2006

Evaculation

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.

Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010

evolution

The general idea of evolution is that if a million monkeys bang a million monkeys they’d eventually produce a Shakespear.

If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.

by Mr. Dum November 21, 2006