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Eggplant

A subtle nickname to call your ex boyfriend's girlfriend that has weird purple hair.
"Hey , look it's Eggplant."
"She has Eggplant hair."
by GoldenClown April 6, 2017
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eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.
person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.
by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021
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Eggplantation

when you fill your partner up with your eggplant
I did some eggplantation to my girlfriend last night. ;)
by pussack August 6, 2018
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Eggplant

by the twix bar September 19, 2018
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Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.
Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*
by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021
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go suck a white eggplant

It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant
by robloxsucki April 13, 2019
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Eggplant

My favourite vegetable is an eggplant, it’s really nice when you cook it with seasoning
by DidyuSeee March 26, 2019
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