evangelism

The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between

"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"

by Alboroto December 9, 2007

evangelical

Comes from the word 'evangelism', which means spreading the good news about jesus christ.

So inturn evangelical is living your life in the way that god wants you to, so that others may see you and see how god has worked in your life. It is not a way of forcing a religion on someone.

It can also mean to speak to people about jesus.

"To believe in jesus christ is a choice and it can not be forced on anyone."

Don't try and force god on someone, pray, let god sow the seeds and just be a mate!

by soulio August 3, 2005

evangie

a really cool person.

omg, you're such an evangie.

by Jennifere August 7, 2006

Eban

A guy who is a sweet heart but can also be stern when necessary. A big lover boy and a ladies man but his intentions are always sincere. It's always someone that's obsessive over him. He's a guy who doesn't tolerate non sense from anyone and also a king or warrior type of guy . He's a survivor and do anything to protect what's his , especially his family. He's a guy who is very loyal to his friends but knows his priorities comes first . A little rough around edges but definitely worth loving , sweet , charming , caring and overprotective ! Eban is a man who is funny he'll have you laughing your ass off of hours. He's kind and quick to understand who you are. Overall he's a very good guy and an amazing friend .

Eban is in my heart , I can't get enough of him ! Girl : Eban is the GREATEST ! Girl 2 : Yeah he's just a best person ever !

by IAmALittleBoy November 2, 2017

evangelism

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.

Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.

by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010

elangomat

People who help kids that were elected into the order of the arrow

The Elangomat was shushing us because its "part of the ordeal"

by fizhstickz May 14, 2017

Ebany

Butiful girl with many friends and always up for a laugh

Ebany is amazing

by Quququ December 12, 2017