Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

by supermajic September 17, 2005

eat a biscuit

1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)

2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content

Tila Tequila: eat a biscuit and get off my TV

by effin_ann August 1, 2008

EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire

noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

by drumac January 9, 2009

go eat a dick

You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.

To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".

You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!

by just another face June 9, 2009

eat a bug

Leave me alone, your full of crap, screw yourself.

Greg, go eat a bug. Eat a bug it was a fumble. Eat a bug!

by Alan Klein May 8, 2007

Eatable

Another way to say edibles.

example: "Don't take to many eatables you won't have a good time"

"Did you buy any eatables at the dispensary?"

by pissqueen469 February 23, 2022

Eat a candy bar.

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

by EchopleX June 23, 2009