drinkee

Referring to the drinker of any liquid; think third person point of view.

1.) The drinker of grape juice was unaware that the juice had become fermented, therefore, the drinkee began to display signs of inebriation.

by KH Wren March 6, 2010

drunken houdini

A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.

Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy.

Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini

by LordBlumpkin July 30, 2010

Drunken' Mc Blumpkin

When one is drunk at Mc Donalds and recieves a blumpkin.

Your girlfriend is such a slut she gave me a Drunken' Mc Blumpkin after we were done eating.

by filtonopilis January 13, 2010

Drunken Aristotle

Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.

Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...

Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!

Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.

by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010

drunketarian

having a impulsive desire for meat when extremely intoxicated

.."i dont eat meat unless im starving and drunk im a drunketarian"

by dakota09 April 12, 2010

Drunken Idol

Where everyone at the karaoke bar thinks they are the best damn singer in the world, only to realize the following day and reviewing the videos their friends take of them that they are not.

"Watched my own episode of drunken idol last night, not sure who won"

by streetrat18201 April 16, 2010

Drunkle

An uncle to tends to drink too much, often becoming boisterous for no reason.

Less common, but still appriopriate: An uncle who tends to overindulge at family social events, often causing more turmoil than necessary, and acts like an ass. This "ass" behavior could manifest itself in numerous ways such as; hitting on younger girls near his own daughters age, bringing up inappropriate situations during toasts, arguing at great length over trivial matters, etc...

Man, Holly's fucking uncle is always drunk, he completely ruined her wedding, he's such a drunkle.

by BSCowboy December 13, 2010