dropping the kids off at the pond

To poo; the act of taking a shit.

In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.

by idgaf January 23, 2004

dropping a duce

1. taking a shit
2. making number two

I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.

by Jim's friend June 2, 2008

dropping packets

Losing information or not being able to keep up in a conversation.

Loss of focus.

Loss of data.

Carry-over from computer networking.

Can you repeat that again, I'm dropping packets here.

Man, way too tired here, dropping packets, what was that about my taxes being overdue?

by s6 July 19, 2005

Dropping an Anchor

When trying to sleep off a major drunken buzz. this is the act of keeping one leg off the bed/couch/coffeetable and firmly planted on the floor, this causes the room to slow down or stop spinning.

You "Man, I drank so much that I was Dropping an Anchor."
Him "You had to take a shit?"
You "Naw man, had to keep one foot off the bed so the room would stop spinning so I can get some motherfucking sleep"

by Blacbeard July 14, 2008

dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft June 1, 2006

dropping text

You have dropped text if you have been texting someone continuously for a considerable amount of time (maybe 10 to 15 mins consisting of about 10 or more texts) and then you stop responding, this could be due to many reasons such as, you are at work, in a meeting, fucking someone else (aside from your gf or fwb), on a date or in a situation where you cannot respond to the text.

The reason for dropping text or not responding varies from just plain being busy to cheating on the significant other texting you. Where significant other usuaually a psycho chick that's in love with you and doesn't see any reason why you are not in love with her even though it is obvious.

by dadyyyy August 16, 2009

dropping a deuce

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013