DPS

Desperate Penis Syndrome.
-When you havent been laid in a while and ugly chicks become acceptable.

Guy: Hm id f*ck her.
Guy2: her?!? man you got some serious DPS.
Guy: ..... ya. she wont get a call back.

by The Iceman Clutch July 7, 2010

DP

An expensive champagne from the true Champagne region of France. Several varieties, but you will have to pull out your paper if you want this one, no frontin with fakes because it is the bottle that tells your ladies what you are drinkin'. Good for rich peeps or gangstas in the club or more specifically, back at the crib...Fiddy drinks this, along with probably Bill Gates and all the people with bling.

"Let's pop the bottle homey let's just be easy, ladies know we sippin' Dom Perignon (DP). You know that you want it so let's just be easy, shakin' it, shakin' it, shake it high, shake it low!" - Massari (Be Easy, 2005)

by Dizzle P October 9, 2005

DP

Double Penitration

When a woman takes to dicks up her ass and pussy or when a guy takes to dicks up his ass

Hey girl whats up
Nothing, but my ass hurts along with my pussy
Shit what happened
I got into a little DP last night

Dude whats up
Shit man my ass hurts so bad
Why?
I had some fun with DP

by HeyMofo May 6, 2010

DPS

Abbreviation used in the porn industry for double penetration shot (i.e., simultaneous vaginal and anal sex on film).

If it's what you're looking for, you can find a section of DPS pornos at the adult video store.

by DPS April 3, 2005

DP

Dry Pussy

Used when someone goes straight to the point; being VERY blunt about something.

*qay quy turns around and asks yu..

GAY GUY: "Hey, do you like quys?"

STRAIGHT GUY: *in shock: "Whaaaahh?"

GAY GUY: "I said do yu like quys?" o.O

STRAIGHT GUY: "NO!" >:-O

GAY GUY: "oh, ok" :-(

STRAIGHT GUY: "what kinda' question was that?" <_< >_>

GAY GUY: "oh, idk, it was just a question" c-:

STRAIGHT GUY: "...o..k?" >_> <_<

*qay quy smiles

STRAIGHT GUY: "yo, yur mad DP about it... yu qotta qet it wet first. *TRANSLATION: (yo yur mad blunt about it, its obvious that yur tryna holla at me, but damn, no need to make it that obvious. The least yu cudda done was said HI and started a converstation first (qettin it wet first) and THEN asked me that question..)

by ZueZue May 14, 2011

DPS

DPS (Donkey Punch Syndrome) is an illness that can be sexually transmitted and/or passed on by someone whom is carrying DPS. DPS is someone whom acts retarded-like and says/does things out of the ordinary.

Man, this guy seems to scare women away for no reason. He must have DPS.

by Merriam-webbster May 27, 2017

dps

Damage Pure & Simple

Often used in reference to "brute" character classes in MMORPG's whos play style is little more than hack & slash.

This warrior is awesome!! DPS all the way baby!!

by Spencer K October 23, 2006