douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.

Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor

by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010

Douchatania

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

by NapalmNick September 12, 2013

Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

Doucheary

Constant experiences with the heinous act of a male being a douchebag.

douchebag douche asshole

His acts of doucheary destroyed their relationship.

by Grrrlawless June 21, 2016

Doucheapottomous

A person who is above and beyond "normal douchedom"

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!

by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017

Doucheback

(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021