DoucheCraker

It Means A While Male/Female That is acting Like a Complete Douchbag!

"Man You're a DoucheCraker"
"Stop Acting Like a DucheCraker!"

by DoucheCraker March 28, 2009

Douchebagery

The medical term to describe and or diagnose the mental and compulsive behavior of someone with outstanding 'asshole' like attitude.
Such person usually realizes, yet continues to make fale conclutions of their own illness.
A cure of Douchbagery has not yet been found, but reasearch labs are in the process of such cure.

Its not your fault, its the Douchebagery!

by alpclip October 11, 2010

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

DoucheBagel

Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example

1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?

by Avariss June 2, 2007

Douche Cake

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

by I am B August 1, 2007

douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education

Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.

by SkyeBear August 23, 2011

douche cake

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

by jdubya April 2, 2008