Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.
Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"
Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"
1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.
2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!
2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!
by Doitch May 26, 2005
Get the doitch mug.A woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. A melding of the words "douche" and "bitch". Pronounced DOO-tch. A female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.
1. You know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn't even offer to help pay for it. She is such a doutch.
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
2. That doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. So rude!
3. "I can't believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn't even ask!" "Don't even worry about her, everyone knows she's a doutch."
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Get the doutch mug.Doutch-Bag is a prank that started around the late 1930's, but reached it's popularity in the mid 1960's. The prank is when a person or group of people fart in a brown paper bag. After every has took a took a turn, you ask a Doutch to smell the bag by tricking him/her. You must have a clever reason in order for him/her to smell. After he/she smells the bag you have suceeded. Warning: no urinating or making a bowel movement in the bag. This is considered dishonourable and highly frowned upon by many.
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Get the Doutch-Bag mug.person who looks, smells, and/or fells like a gigantic chunk of dirt. these people are generally undeniably ugly and not fuckable in any way shap or form. they generally tend to gather in small groups of so called dirtchunks.
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