Fountain Dismantler

The worst insult in the universe. A person who is called this is the lowest of loser whores now and in any point in time.

Kenny is a fountain dismantler.

by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003

Doeism

Uncanny ability to be the smartest person in the room no matter the subject matter; Possess 100 times the experience of a PHD, President, Dictator, Communist, Scientist, Nuclear Physicists or liberal. Able to convince anyone in the position of authority the sky is purple and everyone else in the world is wrong.

William sure threw some doeism on the boss today!

by minertrash September 18, 2014

roister doister

bit of a "player"; generally with women but can also be used in business. Origins - Only Fools and Horses.

"Rodders, I'd never of guessed, you ol' roister doister."

by adrian daniels March 17, 2005

dismemberment

The coolest way to see someone die, whether it's in a movie, or in real life. Dismemberment is when you seperate the body into pieces. There are many ways to dismember somebody. You can blow, chop, cut, slice, rip, dice the body into pieces.

Blowing off a soldier's arm with a grenade is a way of dismemberment.

by Wasabimoto May 9, 2007

Dismorr

The best family to belong to. Full of amazing, caring people who will love you no matter what. Dismorr's always stand up for themselves and their friends. If you know a Dismorr hold on to them, you'll never find someone better! And they're sexy!!

Karere boy: Oi man, my best mate is so awesome!
Friend: Why?
Karere: That nigga's a Dismorr!

by hey butterfly December 27, 2012

status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

by nink February 7, 2008

DJism

The state in which a person must continue to switch cd's after one song, as to give the non-exsistant listeners a variety of songs.

When on long trips, my pal Jonathan develops a short term case of DJism.

by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 20, 2005