Wee Doggy

Something people yell when they are incredulously looking upon something astonishing.

Wee Doggy! Thats a huge fish!

by Carl Lumbar May 21, 2018

doggy bag

After discontinuing anal sex, spreading the cheeks while inserting ones balls.

Man, I beat her ass up so good I could've given her a doggy bag.

by 100 Proof July 29, 2008

doggy maker

The act of one punching ones husband/boyfriend in the nuts until he assumes all fours then feeding him a dog biscuit

My husband didn't help me clean the house this weekend like he promised so a gave him a doggy maker

by HereToDie82 May 16, 2017

Doggy Dutch Oven

The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.

That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.

by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017

doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.

This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.

by Spitballer February 15, 2020

Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

Dodgy Butcher

A butcher who likes his meat delivered in the back door

Rex: “Derek in the corner shop is a dodgy butcher”
Shayne: “Hey?”
Rex: “Derek is fond of the old dick.”

by Fcfsby January 28, 2022